(2017, I think)
Me: ‘Hi, nice to meet you! Just to make sure: I really don’t want to date someone who has kids. I’ve learned guys tend to lie about that quite often, so just so we’re on the same page here, I’m going to ask if you have kids. Cause I’m really not interested in dating someone with kids.’
Guy: ‘No kids!’
Me: ‘Okay. Nice house in the fourth picture. Yours?’
Guy: ‘Yes, that’s my house.’
Me: ‘Why is there a crib in the background?’
Guy (after a long silence): ‘Oh no, that’s not my house. It’s my sister’s house!’
Me: ‘Okay. Why did you just say it was your house?’
Guy: ‘I was talking about the other picture.’
Me: ‘There is only one picture of you in a house.’
Guy: ‘Why do you hate kids? You’re fucked up!’
Me: *unmatch*
Inamorati Anonymous 